Wanted: The Perfect Portable Internet Device

I want someone to make a little computer which has the following specifications. Dell, are you listening?

• Tablet format (hidden or no discrete keyboard)
• 10 or 11" touch screen
• Powerful processor to play video files without stutter (Intel CULV? Ion chipset?)
• 2GB+ RAM
• Bluetooth
• Webcam
• Wi-Fi N
• Windows 7 Home Premium (not Starter)
• 3 hours of battery life using wi-fi or video playback
• Price below $600
  

Something like the Dell 11z or Acer 1410 but in a tablet form instead of notebook form. The Archos 9 is close, but it appears to be under-powered for the task, and early reports are that it struggles with some video files.

Oh, and please get it to market before Apple shows up and ruins the show with their hype.